By: Edwin Garrett
Alright, my wife is giving her furlough advice from her perspective so I think it’s time to give the spouse’s perspective.
Here it goes...so clearly s/he is going to have unlimited time on his/her hands. There is no better time to bring out that furlough freak!
Schedule that 6 am slide and glide, that’s a quickie so you won’t be late for work!
If you work near home, come home for that afternoon delight during your lunch break.
End the day with a Sneaky Freak and neck high bath! After you you put the kids to sleep, get your freak on! Draw your spouse a neck high bath! They will get the best sleep of their life.
All this freaking could cause dehydration, temporary paralysis and loose booty! 7Eleven has sports’ drinks that are 2 for $3 and another brand is on sale, 2 for $2.50.
Bringing in any toys/apparatus could get you hurt!!! The furloughed are looking for somebody’s a*% to kick, so don’t hand them a riding crop and handcuffs!
If you are hard- headed and going to do what you want, then I advise you have your insurance card registered at your local hospital. The only safe words that will stop them is “you don’t have clearance”. And no CNN 1 hour before the freakin’!
On the real, making your spouse laugh is the first and easiest way to support them. Happy Friday!!!! Keep your head up...unless you are taking my advice!